Depending on who or what you believe in, you may only have two days left to live. As we’ve discussed at length here on Blippitt, Family Radio founder Harold Camping is preaching that Judgment Day will take place on Saturday, May 21, 2011.
Will he be right? Will he be wrong? Will he be rich (hint: yes)?
Just in case, here are 200 things you should do before the world ends. Be sure to scroll all the way down for a special countdown of our Top 10 Doomsday Songs!
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200 Things to Do Before the End of the World
1. Buy everyone in the bar a drink
2. Swim with wild dolphins
3. Climb a mountain
4. Take a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Go inside the Great Pyramid
6. Hold a tarantula
7. Take a candle-lit bath with someone
8. Say “I love you” and mean it
9. Hug a tree
10. Strip for someone
11. Go bungee jumpinh
12. Visit Paris
13. Watch a lightning storm at sea
14. Stay up all night long, watch the sun rise
15. See the Northern Lights
16. Go to a huge sporting event
17. Walk the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grow and eat your own vegetables
19. Touch an iceberg
20. Sleep under the stars
21. Chang a baby’s diaper
22. Take a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watch a meteor shower
24. Get drunk on champagne
25. Give more than you can afford to charity
26. Look up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Have an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Have a food fight
29. Bet on a horse
30. Take a sick day when you aren’t sick
31. Ask a stranger out on a date
32. Have a snowball fight
33. Photocopy your ass on the office photocopier
34. Scream as loudly as you possibly can
35. Heod a lamb
36. Enact your favorite fantasy
37. Take a midnight skinny dip
38. Take an ice cold bath
39. Have a meaningful conversation with a homeless person
40. See a total eclipse (use one of those 4th-grade, cardboard “save your eyes” contraptions)
41. Ride a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Dance like a fool and don’t worry about who’s looking
45. Adopt an accent for an entire day
46. Visit the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually feel happy about your life, even for a moment
48. Have two hard drives for your computer
49. Visit all 50 states
50. Love your job
51. Take care of someone who’s completely sh-t-faced
52. Have enough money to be truly satisfied (hint: you don’t need any)
53. Have amazing friends
54. Dance with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watch wild whales
56. Steal a sign
57. Go backpacking in Europe
58. Take a trip across the country without a map
59. Go rock climbing
60. Lie to a politician
61. Take a midnight walk on the beach
62. Go sky-diving
63. Visit Ireland
64. Be heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sit at a stranger’s table and have a meal with them
66. Visit Japan
67. Benchpress your own weight
68. Milk a cow
69. Alphabetize your CDs (who doesn’t?)
70. Pretend to be a superhero
71. Sing karaoke
72. Lounge around in bed all day
73. Pose nude in front of strangers
74. Go scuba diving
75. Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76. Kiss someone in the rain
77. Play in the mud
78. Play in the rain
79. Go to a drive-in movie theater
80. Do something you should regret, but don’t regret it.
81. Visit the Great Wall of China
82. Discover that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Drop Windows in favor of something better
84. Start a business
85. Fall in love
86. Tour ancient sites
87. Take a martial arts class
88. Get into a sword fight for the honor of a woman
89. Play D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Get married
91. Be in a movie
92. Crash a party
93. Love someone you shouldn’t
94. Kiss someone so passionately it makes them dizzy
95. Get divorced (I only say this because I’ve been there)
96. Have sex at the office
97. Go without food for 5 days
98. Make cookies from scratch
99. Win first prize in a costume contest
100. Ride a gondola in Venice
101. Get a tattoo
102. Find that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Raft the Snake River
104. Go on TV news programs as an “expert”
105. Get flowers for no reason
106. Pee in a public place
107. Get so drunk you don’t remember anything
108. Eat the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle
109. Perform on stage
110. Go to Vegas
111. Record music
112. Eat a shark
113. Have a one-night stand
114. Go to Thailand
115. See the Rolling Stones live
116. Buy a house
117. Be in a combat zone
118. Call your parents just to tell them you love them
119. Shave or wax off your pubic hair
120. Go on a cruise
121. Speak more than one language fluently
122. Get into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounce a check
124. Perform in Rocky Horror
125. Read your credit report
126. Raise children
127. Play with your favorite childhood toy
128. Follow your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Create and name your own constellation of stars
130. Take an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Find out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Call or write to your Congress person
133. Pick up and move to another city just to be with the one you love
134. …more than once.
135. Walk the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sing loudly in the car, and keep going even when other people look
137. Give to the poor
138. Have plastic surgery
139. Survive an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
140. Write articles for a large publication
141. Lose over 100 pounds
142. Hold someone while they’re having a flashback
143. Pilot an airplane
144. Pet a stingray
145. Break someone’s heart
146. Help an animal give birth
147. Get fired or laid off
148. Win money on a TV game show
149. Break a bone
150. Fire a rifle
151. Go on an African photo safari
152. Ride a motorcycle
153. Drive any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 m.p.h.
154. Have a body part below the neck pierced
155. Prank call someone
156. Eat mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ride a horse
158. Have major surgery
159. Have sex on a moving train
160. Have a snake as a pet
161. Hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Sleep through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Sleep for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visit more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visit all 7 continents
166. Take a canoe trip that lasts more than 2 days
167. Eat kangaroo meat
168. Fall in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Be a sperm or egg donor
170. Eat sushi
171. Have your picture in the newspaper
172. Have 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Change someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174. Get someone fired for their actions
175. Go back to school
176. Go Parasailing
177. Change your name
178. Pet a cockroach
179. Eat fried green tomatoes
180. Read “The Iliad”
181. Select one “important” author who you missed in school, and read.
182. Dine in a restaurant and steal silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. …and get tossed out of the restaurant
184. Teach yourself an art from scratch
185. Kill and prepare an animal for eating
186. Apologize to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skip all your school reunions
188. Have sex with someone half your age or twice your age
189. Get elected to public office
190. Write your own computer language
191. Think to yourself that you’re living your dream
192. Go to the circus
193. Built your own computer from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195. Have a booth at a street fair
196. Dye your hair
197. Be a DJ
198. Find out someone is going to dump you via Facebook
199. Write your own role playing game
200. Get arrested
Top 10 Doomsday Songs
10. Black Hole Sun – Soundgarden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
9. Are You Ready? – Creed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vukVp0_K268
8. It’s the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine) – R.E.M.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
7. The End of the World – The Cure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4cU0NIGZMQ
6. Until the End of the World – U2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI6sBdA99c8
5. Apocalypse, Please – Muse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFrl01aPPkA
4. 1999 – Prince
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjivDeA7Qu0
3. Eve of Destruction – The Turtles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBAsvGxpFas
2. The Four Horsemen – Metallica
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4nCy5CITc8
1. The End – The Doors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoBFhdeR9PE

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