Why Do I Fart So Much?

We want to thank our loyal readers who sent these to us after reading our other post about Google Suggest fails.

By all means, please keep sending these in.

These are three of our favorites that you sent us:

1) Why do I fart so much?

Good question…and stop blaming it on the dog!

Actually, I could just as easily have gone with #4 or #6 here.

2) Why is my poop green?

Um, it’s not ripe yet?

3) What is that white stuff in my underwear?

That’s an easy one.  It’s COTTON, stupid!