Whitney Cummings was absolutely on fire at the Comedy Central roast of David Hasselhoff.
She has been called the “Comedy Star of Tomorrow” by Entertainment Weekly, one of the “Top Ten Comics to Watch” by Daily Variety, and was this year’s “Comedian of the Year” at the Young Hollywood Awards.
No one was safe from Cummings’ barbs at Hasselhoff’s roast. From Pamela Anderson to Hulk Hogan, she was dishing out the punishment fast and furious.
When it came to the Hoff himself, she saved some of her best zingers for him: “David Hasselhoff’s d–k is like a Polaroid picture: No one uses it anymore, and shaking it doesn’t make it appear any faster.”
A few of the other gem’s from last night’s roast:
Lisa Lampanelli: “I don’t want to say David drank a lot, but his liver is so black and bloated it could’ve starred in ‘Precious.’”
Jeffrey Ross: “[Pam Anderson] and Hasselhoff have so much in common — both have made embarrassing videos with meat stuffed in their mouths.”
Watch the videos below for more on the roast.
| The Roast of David Hasselhoff | Sunday 10pm / 9c | |||
| Uncensored – Greg Giraldo – Pizza Lampanelli | ||||
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