Ah, PMS. That time of month when even just relaxing can be dangerous, men. Whenever she’s too quiet, you’re afraid it’s because she might be reloading. Just check into the Motel 6 and come back in about a week.
Here’s what PMS really stands for.
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make Me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
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