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10. I’m a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night.
9. If you’re not a health inspector, I’d like to get to know you better.
8. I’m a close personal friend of Oscar Meyer.
7. You smell like sauerkraut.
6. When I think about you, I touch my hot dogs.
5. May I put your change in your pocket for you?
4. Are you beautiful, or am I loopy on bus fumes?
3. Please, I beg you — I’m a very lonely man.
2. I’ll make you queen of the wieners.
1. Kiss me and the dog is free.