The Incredible Amazon Three-Wolf Moon T-Shirt

F My Life: It's Funny, It's True, Except When It Happens to You

Have you heard about the most amazingest shirt ever on Amazon? It will wash your car. It will walk you dog. It will even get you laid. Okay, okay, it won't wash your car or walk you dog.

The Three Wolf Moon T-shirt just might get you laid, though, if you believe the incredulous reviews being posted on Amazon about it.

For example, here is the story of B.Govern from New Jersey, whose life has obviously been altered by the purchase of the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt.

"After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-Mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him."

Amazingly, once he is inside Wal-Mart, B finds the woman of his dreams.

His is not the only amazing story about the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt.

Take this comment from Chance McClain...

"I am getting married this August and this is the only item on my registry. I hope to get hundreds of them."

Now, let's hear a little something from the ladies. According to L. Margaux Miller...

"Let me tell you something, and I don't care whether you believe me, because it's TRUE. The second I opened the box and put the shirt on, I was bathed in reassurance and self-confidence. I decided to put it to the test and actually went out to get some groceries. Not only could I speak to men AND WOMEN, but everything that flowed out from between my lips was witty and smooth, and I swept BOTH SEXES off their feet. I got seven phone numbers in one hour!! And I tried them all, and they are ALL REAL."

Now, the grand finale, from C. Belanger...

"I purchased the [Three Wolf Moon T-shirt] while on vacation in Utah but I forgot it in the hotel room. Imagine my surprise when 7 weeks later, I heard a knock at my door back home. It was 3 wolf moon! It walked all the way to my house by itself. Excellent fit, too."

Wow. This is a truly amazing shirt.

As reviewer C. Hethcoat "Spartacus" says:

"The creator of this glorious shirt never thought he would bring such exuberation to so many people."

Either this is the most glorious shirt ever to appear on planet Earth, or the person who created it has a little too much free time. Hmm...I wonder which one it could be.

You be the judge. Check the shirt out for yourself right here.