The U.S. job market is horrific. We all know it. In fact, it’s so bad, competing with apes would make no difference. This infographic highlights the changes in the job market, with a tongue-in-cheek twist. Could a well-trained monkey do your job? Via: OS
Working. It sucks, but you’ve got bills to pay, don’t you? If you’ve got to slave away somewhere for eight hours a day, you might as well have a little fun with it. Just check out some of these hilarious signs spotted in offices around America… More here: Funny Lists [...]
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More here: Funny Lists 1. I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: I’m usually on Prozac. When I’m not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. 2. I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS: I talk too much and like to tell other people what to [...]
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If you work for a decent-sized company, you’ve been forced to sit through a presentation by the Human Resources department reviewing your benefits. I guess they’re less liable if they can prove they’ve wasted an hour of your time reading from a company brochure. Here’s a list of questions to ask your H.R. representative during [...]
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More here: Funny Lists 1. MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing, which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. 2. SALES Laziest of all signs, often referred to as “marketing without [...]
More here: Funny Lists 1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it’s really a “rush job”, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover [...]
Work. We all have to do it. Some of us love it, some of us hate it, some of us would rather shave our heads with a cheese grater while chewing tin foil. Here are a few deep thoughts from the workplace to help get you through the day. More here: Funny Lists 1. Doing [...]
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A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers. Here are some of the submissions: More here: Funny Lists 1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday [...]
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More here: Funny Lists 10. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking. 9. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic [...]
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