Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit less boring and more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been overheard:
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1. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…”
2. After [...]

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Film director and actor Kevin Smith was ejected from Southwest Airlines flight yesterday for being a “safety risk,” which is basically a nice way of saying that they thought he was too fat to fly the not-so-friendly skies.
Smith was heading to Burbank from Oakland, had already been seated, and was all set to go when [...]

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One Arizona man has found a creative way to dodge those speeding camera tickets. He wears masks. Really.
He, or someone wearing his mask, has been caught blowing past speed cameras wearing monkey masks, giraffe masks, and several other masks in an effort to skirt the system.
David VonTesmar admits that he owns the masks [...]

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You are now free to surf the internet while hurtling through the atmosphere at 600 mph in a decompressed metal tube.
Southwest Airlines is about to offer a wide-scale release of their in-flight WiFi service.  It’s been in beta testing and is set to make its debut in early 2010. According to preliminary testers, [...]

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Details are slowly emerging this afternoon regarding that Southwest Airlines emergency landing in Charleston, West Virginia last night.
According to various accounts (and the photo below), a one-by-one-foot hole opened up in the roof of the Boeing 737-300 while the flight was traveling between Nashville and Baltimore / Washington International airport (BWI). It looks like the [...]

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