Steven Slater Rap

Steven Slater has released his first promo for the Mile High Text Club.

On Monday, we told you how Line2 had hired the former JetBlue employee to be its spokesperson for the new contest, a competition inviting travelers to text in their most outrageous stories.  Slater will serve as the judge.

Steven Slater raps in the new promo below.  Yes, raps.  The video is entitled “I’m Steven Slater, Bitches” and appears to be by MC Slater.

You can’t make this stuff up, folks.  Check it out below.