Sleep Talker Blog Goes Viral (VIDEO)

A woman in the UK who records the things she says while her husband talks in his sleep has become a viral internet sensation.

“I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”

Adam Lennard utters bizarre remarks about everything from vampire penguins to zombie guinea pigs.

On the Sleep Talkin’ Man blog, Karen Slavick-Lennard creates a journal of how her husbby “lives a colourful existence in his dreams.” After keeping the priceless comments to herself for quite a while, Karen decided to start recording his pillow talk to share with the world.

“Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmm! Dangle them from the ceiling.”

The duo, both 36, have been stunned by the success of the sleep talker blog while Karen’s Twitter stream has become a global phenomenon. Just in the last 5 days she’s gotten more than 500,000 people from more than 50 countries to read the blog.

The couple has now started selling some of Adam’s witticisms on t-shirts being sold online.

“I’m telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination.”

Among the top 10 musings are: “Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living breath out of your body. Bliss! Lovely!”, and, “I can’t believe in God when I’m this good!”

Others include: “I don’t want to die! I love sex.” And: “My vision of hell is a lentil casserole.”

Karen said yesterday: “I find every single thing Adam says hilarious. I just cannot believe what he comes out with and neither can he when he listens to the tapes. We laugh like crazy every morning.”