Pat Robertson Voodoo Curse for Sale on eBay

It’s been a weird week on eBay, and it’s only Tuesday.  Just yesterday we saw Conan O’Brien using The Tonight Show website to sell a custom carry-on bag on eBay.

Now, it looks like if you’re fed up with Pat Robertson‘s inane comments about how Haiti deserved that earthquake last week, you can buy a voodoo “Outrage Curse” to put on him.  The auction listing says that the proceeds from the sale will go to benefit Doctors without Borders, so at least your evil voodoo curse will be doing some good in the world.

From the auction listing:

Are you OUTRAGED by racist slimebag PAT ROBERTSON and his most recent unbelieveable comments concerning the TRAGEDY IN HAITI???

It’s time to strike back where it counts! No need to get your hands dirty, we will absorb ALL and ANY backlash for you with our TIME-PROVEN specialized VOODOO SPELL-CASTING PROCESS!

You will receive by mail, suited to this MOST VILE CURSE: witch bottles, candles, gourds, feathers, crystals, oracle cards, statuettes, herbs and other items to help complete the intent behind this service to humanity.

I am a fourth generation born GYPSY spell-caster witch, with extensive experience with HAITIAN, DIASPORA and AFRICAN community-based ritual and magick.

Let me help you place the MOST VILE CURSE upon this deserving dolt!

Upon winning, tell me specific requirements/specifics you may have in mind and your spell will be 100% customized by your very own, dedicated, REAL GYPSY-BORN spellcaster.

NO SPELL TURNED DOWN!! 100% real magick!!

100% of ALL PROCEEDS will go to DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS, in order to support their operations in HAITI!!!

Added bonus: Free Shipping!

So if you want to order up this curse, better hurry.  There are only 2 days left and there are already 10 bids.

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