LOST on ABC: Prepare for "The Fork in the Outlet"

The results are in.

As you may recall, the producers of LOST on ABC decided to let the fans come up with the name of this season’s mega-cliffhanger-season-finale.

Previous cliffhangers have had such illustrious names as “The Bagel”, “Frozen Donkey Wheel”, and “The Rattlesnake in the Mailbox”.

This year’s winner has been announced, and the season finale will be titled, “The Fork in the Outlet”.

Sounds like this year’s finale ought to be “shocking”.

The finalists were entertaining to say the least…

“Baby Diaper Covered in Barbeque Sauce”: Mmmm…..baby diaper.

“The Droids You’re Looking For”: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

“The Exploding Pretzel Jar”: Shouldn’t that be, The Exploding Peanut Butter Jar?

“The Fifth Toe”: “The Lamest One”

“The Fork in the Outlet”: Win!

“The Hooded Leprechaun”: They’re always after me Lucky Charms.

“Jack Gets Pregnant”: A visual I can certainly do without.

“The Joop”: Smells like poop. Where’s that baby diaper?

“Smokey’s Dorm Room”: Only YOU can prevent the hatch from exploding every 108 minutes.

“The Spanish Inquisition”: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

“The Twinkie”: Good news, they can still use this name 10 years from now!

“The Zeigarnik”: What he said.

“The Zombie Bake Sale”: What do we do with all the wrappers?

LOST on ABC: Prepare for “The Fork in the Outlet”