In a blockbuster announcement today, Lady Gaga has announced that she will be the newest member of the alt-rock band Goo Goo Dolls, according to MTV.
The new super-group will be called Goo Goo Gaga.
“I’m super excited about the formation of Goo Goo Gaga,” said Lady Gaga in a statement on Friday (Sunday comes afterwards). “Our combined talents will bring out the best is all of us.”
Goo Goo Dolls lead singer John Rzeznik had the following to say about the blockbuster deal, “What the f–k? Who approved this?”
This mega duo is scheduled to begin the Goo Goo Gaga World Tour starting in early October, right after When September Ends. The tour starts off in Afghanistan and is set to end in Zimbabwe (visiting each country in alphabetical order).
It is reported that the concerts have already sold out in Eastasia, Eurasia, Ethiopia, and Euthanasia.
The Goo Goo Gaga Tour will have a loose storyline depicting Lady Gaga trying to indoctrinate the members of the Goo Goo Dolls into believing that they are a reborn race of pygmy aliens attempting to take over the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania for a large omnipotent artificial intelligence.
The pinnacle moment in the concert tour takes place when the super-group performs an altered version of Gaga’s latest single “Born this Way”.
The lyrics have been guarded by two Beluga whales who are sentient and can walk on land; however, it has been reported that the line “Dont be a drag/Just be a queen” has been changed to “Don’t be a douche/Just be a bag.”
It is also rumored that the opening act for this tour will be Rebecca Black. When asked for comment, Black said she was hoping it would be, “fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.”
This has not been confirmed, though.
Stay tuned for more on this breaking story.