Good news, everyone. Turns out we’re getting all worked up over nothing. Kirk Cameron has come forth and proclaimed that all those dead birds and fish don’t mean the world is coming to an end.
Whew, and I was really starting to worry. But if Kirk Cameron of all people says it’s OK, then it must be true.
Thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought we were going to have to call in some scientists or environmentalists, or perhaps even a Biblical expert. But, no, nothing more to see here, folks…the guy that used to be on Growing Pains has put all our minds at ease.
There is no HAARP project at work. There’s no bird government testing going on. The book of Revelation is not playing itself out before our very eyes. Heck, I’ll be we don’t even need to worry that the 2003 movie “The Core” is becoming reality.
Nope, the guy from the “Left Behind” movies says everything’s OK. Get back to your business people. Just the same, I’m still not buying any green bananas. Just sayin’.
- CNN Brings On Kirk Cameron As End Times Expert In Wake Of Mass Bird Deaths (camelswithhammers.com)
- Can Kirk Cameron Explain The Current Dead Bird Phenomenon? (moviefone.com)
- WTF, CNN? [Dispatches from the Culture Wars] (scienceblogs.com)
- Anderson Cooper Brings on ‘Left Behind’ Actor Cameron to Discuss Bird and Fish Deaths in Arkansas — Seriously? (crooksandliars.com)