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UPDATE: Jessi Slaughter is under police protection and may be appearing on Good Morning America.

UPDATE 2: See Jessi on Good Morning America here.

UPDATE 3: For some reason, Jessi is still allowed to chat online.  In her latest appearance, hear her get bitch-slapped by dad here.

UPDATE 4: Be sure to check out the new Jessi sounds on our Meme Soundboard.

Uh oh. The hive mind that is 4chan has claimed another victim.

It’s uncertain at this point whether or not the victim deserved it, but one thing is for sure, “The consequences will never be the same!” LOL

Follow the whole story here: Jessi Slaughter

Jessi Slaughter (A.K.A. KerliGirl13 on YouTube…account now closed) is an 11-year-old girl who is also a fan of the band of the band Blood on the Dance Floor.

Turns out, her attention-seeking online behavior put her smack in the middle of a 4chan raid, resulting in a bitter, angry outburst from her mustached father that has now spread like wildfire across the internet.

The trouble started on July 10th, when StickyDrama user tdomf_e8e13 claimed that Blood on the Dancefloor’s Dahvie Vanity was sexually involved with Jessi.

Little Jessi didn’t take too kindly to the post and posted the following video response in which she threatens to “put a glock” in the mouth of those spreading the rumor and “make a brain slushie.”…

The video caught the attention of 4chan’s infamous /b/ board and they went all out, taunting her, sending her bizarre friend requests on Facebook, having pizzas sent to her house, and even prank calling her parents.

Check out the Swearin’ Obama Soundboard! LOL!

The result? The dramatic video below, which is not unlike slowing down to stare at a car accident, in which Jessi’s father spews such classic phrases like, “you dun goofed,” “backtraced,” “cyberpolice,” and the instant classic, “the consequences will never be the same.”

Check out: 10 Epic CAPTCHA Fails

We feel bad, yet we can’t stop watching. You can see the video below, along with the dozens of other memes, spinoffs, and parodies that have popped up literally within hours!…

P.S. – Where is Daniel Tosh when you need him?

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angryman backtraced it
backtraced you dun goofed
but then you done goofed
i dun goofed
steve jobs we done goofed

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