How to be a loser in two easy steps. 1) Get drunk. 2) Trash the Ed Sullivan Theater.
James Whittemore, a 22-year-old actor who’s been described as “jobless” and “failed”, got drunk on Saturday night and proceeded to smash his way into the historic Ed Sullivan Theater in New York, home of the Late Show with David Letterman.
Initially, surveillance cameras caught him urinating on the doors. Then, he went on a rampage, causing $5,000 worth of damage to the lobby and box office.
Dear James, in the future please trash Leno’s studio. Leave Letterman alone.