F My Life: It's Funny, It's True, Except When It Happens to You
"My name is Tucker Max. And, I am an asshole. It's impossible to keep me away from what I want.
My creed is to indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. I can't be accountable for all that comes out of my mouth especially when I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregarding social norms.
I do contribute to humanity in one very important way though -- I share my adventures with the world -- and offer the best advice I know to friends faced with tough questions. "What would Tucker do? And you go out and do it," that's what I say. So that's me in a nutshell."
Enjoy.
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell Trailer
Sphere: Related ContentIt's nice to see you again! Thanks for reading Blippitt. What do you think of this story? Be sure to leave a comment below.



Annoying Orange Prank Call #1: Tanning Salon (VIDEO)
Choose Your Own Adventure, Now on Twitter
Katherine Heigl Wardrobe Malfunction Pics (VIDEO)
Famous and Celebrity Birthdays for March 20, 2010
Bulova Women’s Crystal Bracelet Watch 96T26
