Henri is the antithesis of Hello Kitty, a morose French feline who spends his time dissecting the absurdity of his daily grooming rituals and the despair of his lonely existence.
Sure, he sometimes feels lively enough to update his Facebook page.
“I suppose that’s my lot in life,” he sighs. “To be watched endlessly, but never understood.”
Quick, someone get this poor cat some Prozac!