You know things here in the U.S. are getting bad when even The Onion knows the truth and makes fun of it.
Look who’s going to win. What a surprise.
NOTE: This is a parody. This is not real news. Right? Right?? <sigh> That’s what I thought.
“Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.”