Is it just me, or does it seem like every time Charlie Sheen opens his mouth, the words that come out seem more and more bizarre?
Take his appearance on the Today Show this morning, for example.
At one point, Sheen pulled out a set of index cards on which he had written a few questions he would like to ask Two and a Half Men executive producer Chuck Lorre surrounding the fact that CBS pulled the plug on the rest of this season.
“Why is it, when I was ready to return to work, you told me, ‘There are no scripts ready to shoot.’”
“What would we have shot had you not ordered the suits into my home to shut down my party?”
“When you were told that the crew would suffer gravely as a result of your dictatorial laziness, would you please explain what you meant by your statement, ‘They are not my problem.’”
When asked how he would avoid a relapse into the world of drugs and alcohol, Charlie Sheen stated that he “just won’t do it” and that he doesn’t believe he needs to stick with a rehab program, because those programs weren’t meant for people with “tiger blood” or people with “Adonis DNA.”
He also added that he wants a raise to return to Two and a Half Men.
One gets the sense that this is going to end very badly. Check out the bizarre interview below.
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