On Wednesday, Charles Marshall, 28, was accused of having sex with a stuffed animal in Cincinnati.
Employees at the Elm Street Health Clinic reported the situation to police, leading to Marshall’s arrest.
Incredibly, this is the fourth time in the past two years he’s been arrested for getting frisky with a teddy bear in public.
Marshall was taken into custody twice in 2010 and once last year for similar offenses. His first arrest took place at a public library, and his most recent incident occurred in an area where “minors were likely present,” according to local police.
At this point, it is unclear whether or not Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.
Keep this man away from Build-A-Bear workshop!