We want to thank our loyal readers who sent these to us after reading our other post about Google Suggest fails.

By all means, please keep sending these in.

These are three of our favorites that you sent us:

1) Why do I fart so much?

Good question, and stop blaming it on the dog!

Actually, I could just as easily have gone with #4 or #6 here.

2) Why is my poop green?

Um, it's not ripe yet?

3) What is that white stuff in my underwear?

That's an easy one.  It's COTTON, stupid!

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Don't hold back. Tell them how you really feel...

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Need proof that men are stubborn and don't like to ask for directions?

An 81-year-old man in Australia who went out to get his morning newspaper ended up driving almost 400 miles after getting lost and taking a wrong turn onto a highway, according to local police.  Eric Steward eventually stopped and asked for directions after driving for nine hours.  Nine hours!

I don't know about you, but if I step out to get a newspaper, I'm getting a little suspicious after the first 30 minutes or so have gone by.

Steward says he made a wrong turn and just kept on going.

"I just went out on the road to have a drive, a nice peaceful drive," he said, adding that he doesn't need a GPS as he's only been lost once.  What a doozy of a second attempt!

Steward, who had no idea where he was, pulled over and went up to a policeman at a gas station and asked for help.

"This little old man came up to me saying he was lost. He handed me his mobile and asked if I could speak to his wife," said Victorian Police Senior Constable Clayton Smith.

Ah, that explains it.  He was married.  Maybe he was just after a little peace and quiet.

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I guess Oliver Clothesoff was off duty...

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Here's a quick tip.

If you happen to score an awesome ice hockey goal and feel the need to celebrate, it's probably not a good idea to jump into a sheet of plexiglass.

Henrik Andersen scored his first goal of the season in his Leksand jersey. Afterward, he celebrated by jumping into the boards, but something went horribly wrong - the glass came loose and Andersen just, well, disappeared!

Video below:

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This might just be the most handy chart ever created.  It's amazingly accurate.

Where should YOU eat?

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If I were this guy, I wouldn't be making any plans for 2010...

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I think we have now made a sound argument for this...

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James Ng was going to pop the question to his fiancée while riding in a hot-air balloon.  His attempt to woo his true love came to a grinding halt when the engagement ring fell 500 feet, out of the balloon and into the woods below.

Ng, 26, had hidden the 1-carat diamond ring inside his camera case, which he promptly dropped.

"I just watched it tumble, and it hit a tree and spun around, and the stuff fluttered out of it," Ng recalls. "And I just put my head down on the side of the balloon, and I was just — I just couldn't believe I'd just done that.

"My first thought was don't tell her ... and buy another ring — which it took me forever to afford the one I had," Ng said. Sonya Bostic, 27, caught on, however. "When he reacted the way he did, that's when I knew," she says. "Wait a second! My ring's in there!"

Ng decided to drop to one knee and propose anyway. Luckily, Bostic said yes.

Once they were back on the ground, the real fun began.  Ng Googled maps and marked off search areas.  Ng and a friend initiated a massive search effort for seven days while Bostic wore a $9 Wal-Mart ring on her finger.

Then, he magically stumbled upon the camera bag!

"We ran up to it ... and we're like, 'Yes!' " Ng recalls gleefully.

The only thing still in the bag was the ring box. Ng and Bostic say it was a miracle.

"I just kept looking at it," Bostic says. "It was so beautiful. It was perfect. It was everything that I wanted. And that we found it, and I never thought in a million years we'd find it, that was truly God. It really was."

And that's not just a bunch of hot air.

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Not even close...

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Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams was pretty pleased with his team's performance on Sunday against the Buffalo Bills.

The 86-year-old Adams did a little dance as the Titans managed a 41–17 win over the Bills.  Then he faced the Buffalo sideline and gave the Bills a double-fisted, middle finger salute.

Adams had actually watched most of the game with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, but it looks like the commish missed the special salute.

What did the Titans think of the move?

"I don't know if he did it, but I condone fun things,'' cornerback Cortland Finnegan said. "If he was having fun doing it, then by all means, do what you do.''

Titans linebacker Stephen Tulloch adds: "He is a cool owner and it is good to see him around here supporting us. To have an owner like that, it's cool.''

UPDATE: Bud Adams has issued the following apology for his actions:

"I need to apologize for my actions yesterday near the end of the game. I got caught up in the excitement of a great day, but I do realize that those types of things shouldn’t happen. I need to specifically apologize to the Bills, their fans, our fans and the NFL. I obviously have a great deal of respect for Ralph Wilson and the history we have shared. I also understand there will probably be league discipline for my actions and I will accept those."

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Well, here's something you don't see every day - a chimpanzee riding on a Segway:

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Wow, they really do have cool prizes once in a while...

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In the event of a fire, it can also double as an emergency exit...

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Things are looking pretty grim here in Central America...

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Ah, the prank war continues. This time, I think he was really scared. :-)

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Students at Danvers High School in Massachusetts have been banned from uttering the word "meep," a word which is commonly used by Muppet Show character Beaker.

Principal Thomas Murray banned the strange word after school officials received word of a student uprising that had bee brewing on Facebook.  Students were planning to stage a major disruption on school grounds using the “meep.”

Parents received an automated phone call from the principal warning that if students say or use the word "meep" in any way at the school, they could be suspended.

"Meep" has no official definition, but it has become a very popular utterance for students when they are at a loss for words. The Urban Dictionary defines "meep" as another word for "ouch," or “uh-oh.” It can also be used as a substitute for graphic language.

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Here are some bathrooms that will leave you feeling a little flushed...

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I don't know cats were now doing Ninja training...

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It's a crappy job, but someone's got to do it:

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