Carlos Sosa Mugshot 1

OK, futt the whuck?  Yes, these photos are real and haven’t been doctored in any way, according to the Miami New times.

Carlos Sosa, a Miami man with half a head, was arrested on charges of soliciting a prostitute earlier this month.

According to the police, he tried to purchase sex from an undercover officer for $80.

This isn’t his first offense, either. Sosa has a list of other offenses, including disorderly intoxication, possession of marijuana, and burglary…but can you really blame him for any of that?

The best part is the arrest report (below), where under “Unique Physical Features”, the officer wrote “half a head.”

How do they know he wasn’t just trying to buy some head?

Carlos Sosa Mugshot 2

Carlos Sosa Police Report