I’ve now seen it all.
Yes, friends, you too can now have a Virgin Mary USB device for you computer. Why not let Jesus’s Mom watch over your precious data. The USB is encased in plexiglass to protect her while she’s protecting your data.
When connected to your computer, she comes to life. Her red heard starts to beat, slowly in passive state, more quickly while saving data.
On her halo is engraved the prayer – “Oh Maria, keep my data safe!”
If the Spirit moves you, you can get one here.
Remember, when it comes to protecting you data, even Jesus Saves.
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