“Yeah, it hurt a lot.”
That was Job Donker’s reponse when a police officer asked him if it hurt when his ex-girlfriend, University of Colorado student Chalie Simon, squeezed his testicles during an argument early Saturday morning at a campus apartment.
Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore, went to Job Donkor’s home at about 4 AM and became irate when he tried to get her to leave the residence. That’s when Simon allegedly “grabbed his testicles and squeezed hard,” according to a police report.
Donkor told police that the two dated “on and off” during the prior 18 months and that they had broken up “approximately 20 times.”
Simon was upset because Donkor had not called or sent her a text message by 3 AM (go figure). Police mentioned that there was also another woman sleeping at Donkor’s home when they got there.
Simon is now facing assault, trespass, and domestic violence charges. Here is the police report (click to enlarge)…