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Oprah got teary-eyed when delivering the news that she would be ending “The Oprah Winfrey Show” after next season.
Who’s going to drive all of the internet trends once Oprah is gone??
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Harry Potter just got pwned.
Summit Entertainment says “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” did over $26 million in midnight ticket sales on Thursday night, smashing the record set over the summer by “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.”
On top of that, the original “Twilight,” which was re-released in movie theaters on Thursday night, did another $1.2 [...]

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This gets the award for “Most Unlikely Brawl.”  On Wednesday night, Marv Albert was a featured guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The musical guest that evening was 50 Cent.
Albert arrived at the studio with TNT’s P.R. specialist Jeff Pomeroy as Marv was in town for the Lakers / Bulls game, which was to be broadcast [...]

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A Russian cruise ship that has been struggling for days to pass through a huge chunk of ice has finally broken free and reached open water off of the coast of Antarctica.
The Captain Khlebnikov icebreaker, which was carrying 101 passengers, got jammed up in the ice earlier this week in the Weddell Sea off Antarctica. [...]

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Unlike other viral internet rumors that say that something tragic happened to Miley Cyrus, there is sad news to report this Friday.
One person was killed this morning when Miley’s tour bus overturned.  The 16-year-old “Hannah Montana” actress was not on board the bus at the time, however.
Sgt. Thomas Molnar of the Virginia State police says [...]

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Do you smell that?  Something evil is cooking and Kirk Cameron’s insidious plan to derail “Darwin Day,” which is coming up on November 22.
Cameron recently put the video below up on his blog announcing his scheme to sabotage “Darwin Day, an event marking the 150th anniversary of the publishing of Charles Darwin’s “Origin of Species.”
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Actor James Van Der Beek has filed for divorce from his wife, actress Heather McComb, after being married for almost six years.
Van Der Beek is most known for his role as Dawson Leery on the WB series Dawson’s Creek. He filed for the divorce based on the wonderfully generic grounds of “irreconcilable differences” in [...]

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Christina Ambers, a top hand & foot model in New York, has filed a lawsuit against her upscale apartment complex, claiming the board is attempting to force her out due to the fact that she married its former porter, Angel Rotger.
Ambers bought a 700 square foot apartment in 2003 at 340 E. 74th Street.
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Need proof that men are stubborn and don’t like to ask for directions?
An 81-year-old man in Australia who went out to get his morning newspaper ended up driving almost 400 miles after getting lost and taking a wrong turn onto a highway, according to local police.  Eric Steward eventually stopped and asked for directions after [...]

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