Have you ever wanted to repay your mom for giving birth to you? Well, now you can – and just in time for Mother’s Day!
The fictitious American Coalition for Labor Reparations has put together a handy worksheet whereby you can calculate just how much you owe your mother for bringing you into this world.
The online calculator factors in the amount of time your mother spent in labor, the amount of weight she put on while carrying you, the number of alcoholic beverages she missed out on, and the stretch marks that resulted.
The worksheet even gives you an 80 percent deduction from the total amount due if you wound up being a good child.
The ACFLR also uploaded a mock video of mothers discussing what they went through during pregnancy, labor, and delivery, which you can view above.
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