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1. Discourse: Talky talky
2. Hermeneutics: What I mean
3. Logic: Why I’m right
4. Apologetics: Why you’re wrong
5. Fallacy: Why you don’t even know you’re wrong
6. Epistemology: How I know I’m right and you’re wrong
7. Existential: Don’t feel bad: everyone is wrong
8. Post-modern: Who cares if I’m right or wrong
9. Systemic: Your wrongness goes deep
10. Neo-: You’re as wrong as those old guys
11. Crypto-: I’m the only one who knows your wrongness
12. Paradoxical: It only looks like I’m wrong
13. Hyper-: You’d be right if you could learn to state things paradoxically
14. Grand meta-narrative: He thinks he’s right about everything
15. Paleo-: You’re as wrong as that new-fangled stuff
16. phenomenal: I only seem wrong
17. transcendental: If anyone’s right, I must be
18. false consciousness: Deep down you know I’m right
19. subjugated/subaltern: They’re right, but everyone says they’re wrong
20. bourgeois: They pay good money to be right
21. proletariat: We’re wrong now, but wait for the revolution!
22. deconstruction: w/ri(gh)t(e)
23. Platonism: I know the very Form of rightness
24. Thomism: 1. It would appear that you are right.
25. Categorical imperative: If you’re right, let’s make it a universal law
26. Problematize: I’ll show you how wrong you really are
27. Cartesianism: cogito ergo rectitudo
28. ontological argument: I am so right that none greater can be conceived
29. epiphenomenon: This sentence is neither right nor wrong, as it is the product of a chemical reaction.
30. post-: Now we’re finally right
31. eclectic: You are wrong in a lot of different ways
32. synthesis: You are so wrong that you are right
33. exegesis (cf. hermeneutics): I know what it means and I can discourse all day about it
34. presuppositional: I’m right and I won’t even discuss it with you
35. -istic: You started with something good and made it really stupid
36. dialectic: I’m right, but then again, I may be wrong
37. weltanschauung: How you see the world when your brain has been made into
38. mush by German philosophy
39. deconstruction: If I grind you up I can show that even your molecules are wrong
40. bayesian: I’ll give you even money that I’m right
41. teleological: You’ve got everything backwards
42. a priori: We’ll just assume that I am right
43. a posteriori: Having seen who won, I can assure you I was on that side all the time
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