Senior citizens have cell phones too. Who says teenagers should have all the fun?
More here: Funny Lists
1. MOH – Man On Hood
2. ATD – At the Doctor’s
3. BFF – Best Friends Funeral
4. BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
5. BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
6. CBM – Covered by Medicare
7. CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
8. DWI – Driving While Incontinent
9. FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
10. FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
11. FYI – Found Your Insulin
12. GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
13. GHA – Got Heartburn Again
14. HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
15. IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
16. LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
17. LOL – Living on Lipitor
18. LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
19. OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
20. OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
21. ROFLCGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
22. TTYL – Talk to You Louder
23. WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
24. WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
25. WTP – Where’s the Prunes
26. WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
27. HTH – Hope these help!
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