Star Wars Bumper Sticker

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1. My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student

2. I survived the Battle of Endor

3. Palpatine, save me from your followers

4. My other starship is an SSD

5. Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon

6. Jedi Master on board — please fly carefully

7. Support your local stormtrooper — buy Imperial

8.  Max Rebo Tour ’10

9. X-wing pilots do it better

10. WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY (on the Star Destroyer’s rear)

11. Poodoo happens.

12. “My other vehicle is an AT-AT”

13. “Palpatine/Vader in 2000 (Like you have a choice)”

14. “If you don’t like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field”

15. “The only way they’ll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands”

16. “I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)”

17. “Don’t follow me – my hyperdrive is disabled”

18. Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation

19. Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management

20. Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am!

21. Baby Ewok on Board

22. Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board

23. Don’t Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL

24. My Other Car is an Incom T-16

25. Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138

26. Mon Mothma for Emperor!

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