Chinese isn’t really that hard once you realize how intuitive it is. Just look at some of these easy-to-remember translations!
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1. Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?
2. See me A.S.A.P. = Kum Hia Nao
3. Stupid Man = Dum Gai
4. Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
5. Your price is too high! = No Bai Dam Ting!!
6. Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan?
7. I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. I think you need a facelift = Chin Tu Fat
9. It’s very dark in here = Wai So Dim?
10. Has your flight been delayed? = Hao Long Wei Ting?
11. That was an unauthorized execution = Lin Ching
12. I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching?
13. This is a tow away zone = No Pah King
14. You know the lyrics to the Macarena? = Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
15. You are not very bright = Yu So Dum
16. I got this for free = Ai No Pei
17. I am not guilty = Wai Hang Mi?
18. Please, stay a while longer = Wai Go Nao?
19. Our meeting was scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao
20. They have arrived = Hia Dei Kum
21. Stay out of sight = Lei Lo
22. He’s cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
23. Your body odor is offensive = Hu Man Go!
24. Pew! does this bathroom stink! = Hu Flung Dung?