19 Signs It’s Time for a Drunk Woman to Go Home

You've all been there ladies.  You've had a little too much to drink and now you're having way too much fun for your own good.

Here are 19 ways you can tell when it's time to pack it in and sleep it off:

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1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.

2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.

3. You've been flashing your boobs at passers by.

4. You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor, pick it up and keep on eating it.

6. You start crying.

7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.

9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. You've forgotten where you live.

12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked.

13. You can't taste the gin in your gin and tonic

14. You think you're in bed but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.

15. You start every conversation with, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

17. You challenge the bouncer to an arm wrestling competition

18. You decide to audition for American Idol via the security cameras.

19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.