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1. “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
2. ” U.S. Army: Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
3. ” U.S. Air Force: Travel Agents To Allah”
4. “Stop Global Whining”
5. “When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
6. Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.
7. “USMC: When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
8. “Army Ranger: Death Smiles At Everyone, We Smile Back”
9. “Army Sniper: You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
10. “What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
11. “USMC: Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″
12. “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
13. “Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
14. “US Army: It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
15. “US Army: Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
16. “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”
17. “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
18. “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”
19. “A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
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