At Saturday’s Dallas-Los Angeles MLS game, 11-year-old Harper Gruzins took a crack at singing the National Anthem.
And by singing, I mean pretty much simulating the act of sticking a red hot poker through your eardrum, then pouring acid into the wound.
This is, hands down, the worst rendition of “The Star Spangled Banner” EVER.
If you’re reading this, kid, don’t take it personally. Singing just isn’t for you. Maybe try acting.
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