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1977 Devin Lima (member of LFO)
1970 Queen Latifah
1964 Bonnie Blair (speed skater)
1963 Vanessa Williams (singer, model)
1959 Irene Cara (singer, actor)
1947 Barrie (B.J.) Wilson (musician)
1943 Leslie Parrish [...]

Sarcasm is totally lost on these people.

While I am duly impressed, that was a nice looking frying pan.
Side note: this chick could totally kick my ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOXw9tav3Qg

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